Thursday, December 13, 2012

Apparently, I Had Liver Surgery

From one of the recruiters last night:


Hello John,
Sorry for keeping you waiting quite a long. it is unfortunate to hear that your applications was turned down for the school. the  main reasons why they can not is your health conditions isn't good enough since you had a big operation due to the problem of your liver getting worse.I will be searching any position that suits you just fine.


Either they meant gallbladder or someone got their information wrong. Either way, liver surgery is a lot different than gallbladder surgery. Guess who is never going to say they have ever been in Korea ever, ever again?


I still love you, liver and onions, even if I never order you at a diner

Wednesday, December 05, 2012

2Legit2Quit (Chasing the Dream)

Something came in the mail about 15 minutes ago that makes me legal as a beagle that wants to go teach English in South Korea.



Let's boogie.